I would try to offer an explanation for what I did but there are no excuses. My intentions, though good, don't matter here, only my poor choices.
Know now that this is a true life story! It happened. Toh, I've told you. It was a normal evening, I had just come into town and as usual, I didn't stay in one place to rest, I went to yawo with my guy Ephraim. Ephraim was definitely having fun because I had disturbed him… Continue reading Series: How I Met My Future Wife (Another Keke Experience)
My cousin and I were screaming like little girls (actually she’s a little girl) holding hands. I quickly regained my senses and picked up a rod and went after the ugly thing. I swung at it and missed his bald head by inches, he turned and screeched at me baring his brown, battered jagged teeth. He had a forked up tongue (not cussing, I mean his tongue was split into like 3 like a fork).
When she regained composure she told me what she saw. He was about a foot long and had the ugliest, scaly skin she had seen. He even had a tattoo of a lion across his back. My cousin said he was singing something about only the strong being able to continue. This beast was a Damian and Nas loving monster.
Unwilling to give up, I was started to drag myself backwards on the ground, crawling away from the frog who was now advancing towards me. My eyes couldn't believe what they were seeing.
I wasn't going to hang around to deliberate about all that. I threw the stool at the frog. He controlled the chair with his feet like I had seen in a Ronaldinho video. The sight was as scary as it was amazing. So my first instinct was to flee.
I felt insulted because that was the first time a gun was pulled out on me and it wasn't from a soldier or an armed robber or even police, but a rat! Can you imagine? All my hood dream, My life flashing before my eyes because of a rat.
Oga removes the firewood he used to wedge the car while working and the car starts to roll backwards! 'Jesus' woman is at it again because her left leg is in the car but her right leg is outside. Oga now runs around the car and successfully lifts the hand break. 'Jesus' woman thanks Jesus
In the midst of my thoughts, My God did His thing. I saw this girl walk to my keke. Sharp sharp, I adjusted so she could sit down right next to me. I thought to myself, "she had to have changed her mind because of me. Just lookat God!"
FAM, this wounded cockroach was running towards my bed and quickly stopped when the light came on. My God, I was so scared. It just stood there staring at me looking like it wanted to fly. Flying cockroaches gave birth to dragons.
I spent days fantasizing about her coming back to explain herself and then we get acquainted but she didn't. The only clue I had was a notebook she left behind with the name "Florence" on it and that was it.
Another thing I admired about you guys was how you structure your society. From the government of the Queen to your military and even the worker ants. Totally admirable!! 🙌🙌🙌